i bet pitbull is still a virgin
pitbull fights back
have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange why am i me and not someone else
- one bad test grade does not mean a failed class.
- an unhealthy meal does not make you unhealthy.
- one unkind remark does not make you a bad person.
- one cut, one binge, one purge, one fix does not mean being clean is hopeless.
- one mistake does not make you a failure.
- one million mistakes do not make you a failure.
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
i was playing a game with my little cousin and he was beating me and i was pissed so i was gonna say “are you shitting me” but 3/4ths of the way through i remembered that my cousin is 8 years old so i panicked and said “are you sitting?” and we both stopped and looked at each other and i could see that he was remembering all 8 years of his life trying to figure out why i would say that before whispering “yes?”